stylesbian:

Did u guys know that ever since I watched “this is the end” I’m petrified that when I open my eyes in the middle of the night that the big black thing is gonna be staring at me straight in the eyes and butt fuck me like he did to Jonah Hill dO U GUYS UNDERSTAND MY STRUGGLE

stylesbian:

having someone reblog something from you without following you is like having someone take your virginity and never hearing from them ever again

(Source: realmichaelcera)

stylesbian:

having someone reblog something from you without following you is like having someone take your virginity and never hearing from them ever again